Hey guys, sorry its been so long but I've been super busy. I dnt have much time to write this, so Ill just fill everyone in a little about wats been happening. 1: Becs wedding to andrew went great. Except for the part were everyone got drunk and cant remember a thing..... yeah.... not good..... So anyways, Bec and Andrew broke up after Bec ate him and gave birth to his four babies. 3 girls and 1 boy. :) Girls names: Bobina, Freditta, and Edwina.... Boys name: Trishica.
Weird I know.
But its all good cos there dead now anyways (bec ate them also)
hehe.....
oh and b4 i go id just like to add that Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Rock! and if any of u butt heads think otherwise please keep it to yourself.
thanku. =]
~Lots of Luv Jessikins. =]
(hehe Alex)
Friday, November 28, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
SHIT! I forgot the title!
MWAHAHAHA! BEC! I am sooooo proud of u!
Ok, so 4 the ppl that have no idea wat I am talking about, Bec and Andrew's wedding was yesterday!
It was beautiful! Thanks to the wedding planner! haha! MEEEE!!!! sorry, wierd... anywho.... Bec and Andrew are on their one night hooneymoon tonight in Iraq! We love you guys! Be good Bec! Don't talk to stragers!
But I must say I am so disappointed in everyone else! You guys were soooo wasted during the wedding and the hens/bachelor party before hand! U don't even remember half of the things that went on...
hehe...
Well... on to another subject... Lachlan shall die now.
mwahahaha! and to the rest of u... You shall die in 79 days!
Sorry to bek and pplz cos I didnt come on Sat but parents consumed alcohol, hehe, freaky.
well BYE!
~P.S. Sorry Lorelle I killed your son.
~P.P.S. Lachlan is single! and deceased!
~Luv Jess!
Ok, so 4 the ppl that have no idea wat I am talking about, Bec and Andrew's wedding was yesterday!
It was beautiful! Thanks to the wedding planner! haha! MEEEE!!!! sorry, wierd... anywho.... Bec and Andrew are on their one night hooneymoon tonight in Iraq! We love you guys! Be good Bec! Don't talk to stragers!
But I must say I am so disappointed in everyone else! You guys were soooo wasted during the wedding and the hens/bachelor party before hand! U don't even remember half of the things that went on...
hehe...
Well... on to another subject... Lachlan shall die now.
mwahahaha! and to the rest of u... You shall die in 79 days!
Sorry to bek and pplz cos I didnt come on Sat but parents consumed alcohol, hehe, freaky.
well BYE!
~P.S. Sorry Lorelle I killed your son.
~P.P.S. Lachlan is single! and deceased!
~Luv Jess!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Venom of the Dead:
A deep growl arises from his chest,
as his eyes are as black as the night,
and as cold as his un-beating heart.
A small whimper escapes his prey,
but this only arouses his searing hunger more.
He believes himself a monster.
A demon taking life from another,
as he feels the warm essence trickle down his throat,
‘What am I?’
The words tumble from his lips as he stands in mortification.
One word – he wishes – to enclose his entire twisted world.
Vampire.
(Hey guys, my friend from Fanfics heard I had a blog, so she asked me to put her poem up. She says PLZ review, she can't wait to know what random people think. lol. Well, I guess all I have to say is REVIEW! --or comment. :) she says she would luv constructive critisism also. )
~Luv from Jess and her Fanfic friend!
XXX
as his eyes are as black as the night,
and as cold as his un-beating heart.
A small whimper escapes his prey,
but this only arouses his searing hunger more.
He believes himself a monster.
A demon taking life from another,
as he feels the warm essence trickle down his throat,
‘What am I?’
The words tumble from his lips as he stands in mortification.
One word – he wishes – to enclose his entire twisted world.
Vampire.
(Hey guys, my friend from Fanfics heard I had a blog, so she asked me to put her poem up. She says PLZ review, she can't wait to know what random people think. lol. Well, I guess all I have to say is REVIEW! --or comment. :) she says she would luv constructive critisism also. )
~Luv from Jess and her Fanfic friend!
XXX
Saturday, October 18, 2008
I like big butts, and I can not lie...
Moose are just like people... only hairier.
Song and rhyme of the day:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and ran to save those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
HAZZAH! Trish there is a Fish in your hand! (inside joke. lol.)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Two wrongs don't make a right... try three.
Hehe... I have more but g2g now!
oh, and P.S! Congrates to Bec on her engagement to Andrew! We love u both (*gag* ...well Bec anyways. lol. hehe Andrew)
I can't wait to be the maid of honor! Send me a post card from ur hooney moon in Iraq!
P.P.S. Emily says:
KNIKERBOKKERZ!!
~Luv Jess...
(hehe... I am sooo dead...)
Song and rhyme of the day:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and ran to save those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
HAZZAH! Trish there is a Fish in your hand! (inside joke. lol.)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Two wrongs don't make a right... try three.
Hehe... I have more but g2g now!
oh, and P.S! Congrates to Bec on her engagement to Andrew! We love u both (*gag* ...well Bec anyways. lol. hehe Andrew)
I can't wait to be the maid of honor! Send me a post card from ur hooney moon in Iraq!
P.P.S. Emily says:
KNIKERBOKKERZ!!
~Luv Jess...
(hehe... I am sooo dead...)
Friday, October 10, 2008
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
He he, PLZ read my Twilight Fanfic(underneath this 1)
~Luv Jess...
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
He he, PLZ read my Twilight Fanfic(underneath this 1)
~Luv Jess...
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Another Random Bet... (Twilight fanfic)
Emmett POV
1~Chatter box.
“Hey Emmett,” Jasper sat beside me on the couch. “Where is everyone?” he asked.
“Hunting- oh man!” I groaned as my play-station announced ‘Game over.’
“Great now what are we going to do?” I mumbled.
Jasper sat still for a moment before shooting up.
“I know! I have a bet for you.” He grinned evilly.
I rubbed the back of my head, “okay...?”
“Be right back,” Jasper said before quickly zooming up stairs.
Within seconds he was back and holding two paper chatter boxes in his hands.
“One chatter box has the names of all our family members, and the other has a bunch of known vampire powers. The bet is that you do one chatter box to find out who you are, then you do it again to find out who your mate is, then you use the other chatter box to find out what power you have. But you have to act as that person for a whole week without telling anyone. And you have to pretend you’re in love with the other person you pick, while ‘using’ your power. Got it?” Jasper grinned.
“Okay, but you have to do it as well, and the first person to fess up, or give up loses. Deal?” I laughed and held out my hand.
“Deal.” Jasper’s smile faded for a slight second. “But I had to make Alice promise to keep any visions she has to herself, because we don’t want anyone finding out.” He laughed. “She thought I was crazy because I wouldn’t tell her why I asked. Oh, and we’ll have to block Edward.”
I beamed. “Like I said, deal.”
2~Super ballerina.
“Teeth,” I said and Jasper started to work the chatter box.
“T-e-e-t-h. There done, next?”
I peered at the scrawled words.
“Mutt,”
“M-u-t-t. Pick an animal.”
I grinned, “Bear.”
Jasper pulled open the piece of paper and laughed. “You’re Esme. You’re in love with Bella, and your power is... super ballerina.”
My jaw dropped.
“That’s so un fare!” I groaned. “I want a new power!”
He shook his head, “sorry man, you either take it or lose giving me three thousand dollars, a pair of brand new boxing gloves, you have to spend a whole day in one of Alice’s dresses, and you have to eat an entire pizza.” He made a fake puking sound.
I growled, “Fine,” I snatched the chatter boxes off him and started working them to find out who he would be.
I laughed when I saw the name. “You’re Alice; you’re in love with Carlisle and have the power of flying... Aw! Why couldn’t I get that one?!”
Jasper grimaced. “They’re home.”
Just at that moment Edward smashed through the door followed by a hysterical Alice.
3~Nail polish
“Alice,” Edward growled. “Just tell me!”
She fell to the floor laughing and shook her head, “N-no Edward, I-I can’t” She giggled and looked at me, only making her laugh harder.
Edward’s head shot up in my direction. “Not you to! Why is everyone blocking me today?! Just tell me what’s going on!!!” he demanded.
*bring*
The phone rang.
“Hello Cullen residence.” Rosalie put on her prettiest voice. “Oh it’s you. Yeah he’s here. Well may be I don’t want to. I am not stuck up! Like hell I’ll give him the phone now!” her voice turned dirty and she paused, listening to the person on the other end. “You always need Edward; I mean give him a break to spend some time with his family. No your not! Just because you’re getting married to him doesn’t mean your part of the family! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!” She screamed at the receiver and hanged up.
I shot up to restrain Edward from ripping Rose from rim to rim.
“Please no fighting in the house, you might hurt the furniture.” I called out in a high, Esme like voice.
Everyone stopped to look at me then laughed.
I grabbed my keys off the hook. “I’ll go fetch Bella darling.” I grumbled and everyone laughed harder.
“Don’t be to long! I want to go shopping for nail polish in about an hour!” Jasper called after me.
(Hope u liked, if u did (or didnt) PLZ COMMENT! then ill update the story cos everything is already done up and ready 2 go! COMMENT)
~Luv Jess...
1~Chatter box.
“Hey Emmett,” Jasper sat beside me on the couch. “Where is everyone?” he asked.
“Hunting- oh man!” I groaned as my play-station announced ‘Game over.’
“Great now what are we going to do?” I mumbled.
Jasper sat still for a moment before shooting up.
“I know! I have a bet for you.” He grinned evilly.
I rubbed the back of my head, “okay...?”
“Be right back,” Jasper said before quickly zooming up stairs.
Within seconds he was back and holding two paper chatter boxes in his hands.
“One chatter box has the names of all our family members, and the other has a bunch of known vampire powers. The bet is that you do one chatter box to find out who you are, then you do it again to find out who your mate is, then you use the other chatter box to find out what power you have. But you have to act as that person for a whole week without telling anyone. And you have to pretend you’re in love with the other person you pick, while ‘using’ your power. Got it?” Jasper grinned.
“Okay, but you have to do it as well, and the first person to fess up, or give up loses. Deal?” I laughed and held out my hand.
“Deal.” Jasper’s smile faded for a slight second. “But I had to make Alice promise to keep any visions she has to herself, because we don’t want anyone finding out.” He laughed. “She thought I was crazy because I wouldn’t tell her why I asked. Oh, and we’ll have to block Edward.”
I beamed. “Like I said, deal.”
2~Super ballerina.
“Teeth,” I said and Jasper started to work the chatter box.
“T-e-e-t-h. There done, next?”
I peered at the scrawled words.
“Mutt,”
“M-u-t-t. Pick an animal.”
I grinned, “Bear.”
Jasper pulled open the piece of paper and laughed. “You’re Esme. You’re in love with Bella, and your power is... super ballerina.”
My jaw dropped.
“That’s so un fare!” I groaned. “I want a new power!”
He shook his head, “sorry man, you either take it or lose giving me three thousand dollars, a pair of brand new boxing gloves, you have to spend a whole day in one of Alice’s dresses, and you have to eat an entire pizza.” He made a fake puking sound.
I growled, “Fine,” I snatched the chatter boxes off him and started working them to find out who he would be.
I laughed when I saw the name. “You’re Alice; you’re in love with Carlisle and have the power of flying... Aw! Why couldn’t I get that one?!”
Jasper grimaced. “They’re home.”
Just at that moment Edward smashed through the door followed by a hysterical Alice.
3~Nail polish
“Alice,” Edward growled. “Just tell me!”
She fell to the floor laughing and shook her head, “N-no Edward, I-I can’t” She giggled and looked at me, only making her laugh harder.
Edward’s head shot up in my direction. “Not you to! Why is everyone blocking me today?! Just tell me what’s going on!!!” he demanded.
*bring*
The phone rang.
“Hello Cullen residence.” Rosalie put on her prettiest voice. “Oh it’s you. Yeah he’s here. Well may be I don’t want to. I am not stuck up! Like hell I’ll give him the phone now!” her voice turned dirty and she paused, listening to the person on the other end. “You always need Edward; I mean give him a break to spend some time with his family. No your not! Just because you’re getting married to him doesn’t mean your part of the family! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!” She screamed at the receiver and hanged up.
I shot up to restrain Edward from ripping Rose from rim to rim.
“Please no fighting in the house, you might hurt the furniture.” I called out in a high, Esme like voice.
Everyone stopped to look at me then laughed.
I grabbed my keys off the hook. “I’ll go fetch Bella darling.” I grumbled and everyone laughed harder.
“Don’t be to long! I want to go shopping for nail polish in about an hour!” Jasper called after me.
(Hope u liked, if u did (or didnt) PLZ COMMENT! then ill update the story cos everything is already done up and ready 2 go! COMMENT)
~Luv Jess...
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Have a banana!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts – (they’re lovely) – there they are all standing in a row – (1 2 3 4) – big ones, small ones, some as big your head – (and bigger) – give ‘em a twist, a flick of the wrist, and that’s what the showman said.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts – ( lalalalala) – every ball you throw will make me rich – (have a banana) – there stands me wife, the idol of me life, singing, roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch. ((Continue that last line))
Hey guys, this is the song that me and Bec continuously sung all weekend!
Luv Jess...
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts – ( lalalalala) – every ball you throw will make me rich – (have a banana) – there stands me wife, the idol of me life, singing, roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch. ((Continue that last line))
Hey guys, this is the song that me and Bec continuously sung all weekend!
Luv Jess...
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