How to be annoying in the cinema!

Hi everyone! I just want to teach you all how to be annoying. (if you didn't already know.)NOTE: Feel free to copy onto your website etc... I don't mind.
(BUT PLEASE READ PREVIOUS ENTRY FIRST!!! REALLY FUNNY!! its called: PRINCESS SPARKLE PONY!!!)
Buy a really tall hat (preferably a turban, etc.). Sit in the front row. If someone asks you to take it off, tell them it's against your religion:
Throw popcorn up in the air and yell "It's SNOWING!!":
When someone kisses (on screen or in the theater), point and say "OOOOOHHHHH":
Clap when something bad happens to the main character, boo when something good happens:
During a really sad scene, start cracking up. During a happy/funny scene start yelling or crying:
Start coughing very loudly/choking. Point to/ask for the person-next-to-you's drink. If they offer it to you, drink the rest, including ice cubes. If they refuse to give it to you, stand up and yell "Fine! Let me die!” A really believable coughing/choking scene will work better.
Bring your TV's remote control and attempt to pause, fast-forward, and rewind the movie. During the climax or a really sad/serious scene, crack and start screaming that the damn thing is broken.
Yell “Moose!” really loudly in a really quiet/sad part.
Put your feet next to someone’s head and wiggle your feet around.
Kick their chair and say “I can’t stop moving!” when they ask you to stop.
Make a cardboard phone and ‘talk’ on it for a while.
Argue with your imaginary friend.
Roll down the isle yelling “Earthquake!”
Do the ‘Macarena’ during the beginning/end credits.
Start moaning and groaning during a really quiet part.
Leave the cinema as soon as the movie finishes, then walk into a random theater.
During a scary movie yell at the screen things such as, "No, don't trust him!", "Watch out!", and "No, DON'T GO IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!” Try yelling good things/really small things.
Preferably during the beginning of the opening stuff start screaming "No, not the voices! Anything but the voices". Also works when you're in a crowd, "An (Earthquake, flood, fire) we’re all going to DIE!!!!!" If people believe you or try to see if you're okay, you’re a genius.
When the last people are entering the theater, stand up and start waving and yelling for them to join you. (They can be strangers or you can get a whole bunch of friends to come in late). Yell to imaginary people too. You’ll never guess their reaction.
Wear a cape and when they lights dim and a logo comes on the screen, stand up and yell, "The Bat Signal." Attempt to save someone. Do you love Edward Cullen?At a random point during the movie yell, "No I will NOT make out with you!" If no one is sitting near you, it works better.
Talk and laugh hysterically with your friends. When at least 10 people have shushed you, stand up and yell "Would you people SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch the movie!!"

There. Now go enjoy your annoying life!!! And don't forget to COMMENT PLZ!!!
~Luv Jess P.S. thz froggy 4 this!