READ ME DUDEEEE

okayyy...... so im in da middle of an msn convo atm........... and Billy wont reply to me so im just yellin at da comp.....

okay to under stand the convo u have too read a bbit ahead of it first so here...:


Billy:

Well whats the point lol
All you would see is a "kk" or something
plus why say something if you're not there

Jess says:
lets me know ur not just sittin staring at the screen waitin 4 me to reply, becos 4 some reason u didnt see ma , so u start gettin mad and frustrated cos i wont answer, den u get sad, and start cryin cos u think uv done something wrong, den u get embarrased 4 cryn, then u get angry and blame me, then u block me and we never speak again. Now see how much u could avoid by just saying 'kk'
lolz

okay so heres the convo:::
(ps. we were lookin at weird pics atm... )

Jess says:
ew......
lol
haha... wat an idiot
princess sparkle pony....
we go way bak
lolz
iz a barbie
i hate barbiez
You have just sent a nudge.

Jess says:
*sad face*
u there?
i wasnt callin u an idiot
just da dude in da photo........
unless.........*gasp*
U was da dude in da photo!
lol jk'
*poke*
SPEAK TO ME
see this is wat could happen if i didnt notice ur sign......... but..... this time its real COS U DIDNT PUT ONE UP
*sigh*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
WAKE UP JEFF!!!!!!
see this is the angry stage
tis not good billy
tis not good
u better reply soon
*poutz*
OMG
see this is the sad stage
see u make me sad
SPEAK
gosh i am typing to noone...........
.
.
.
.
i know ur there fool
staring at the screen all starey like....
im watchin thro da window.............
i see EVERYTHING
*gasp*
...
*grumpy face*
*poke*
SPEAK
fine i dnt like tlkn to u n e wayz
dnt u laugh at me fool
*sigh*
watcha doooooin?
well i can tell ya wat ur NOT doing
immmmmm borrred
You stopped sharing photos
Jess says:
y iz u not speakin
im gonna go
*GASP*
SEE THE FINAL STAGE IF U DNT START TLKN TO ME RIGHT NOW THEN WELL NEVER END UP TLKN EVER AGAIN AND OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL B RUINED AND I BLAME U
*poutz*
*stampz foot like a five yr old would*
tlk to me damn it



Okies so thats......... i know twas kinda weird but ah well......... it made sense to us, and he iz bak now so all iz good. lolz

okies well tata =)

DUM DUM DE DUM DUM DUM DE DUM DUM

Hm......... I haven't posted in ages............ i can't really be bothered filling you in so I shall just start fresh........ BLERG!

There all fresh............................................................... My old blogs are so awesome............ thats right....... GO read dem............ *creepy smile* ............... they won't hurt you........ go on....... read them........... you know you want to..........

*throws head back* MWAHAHAHA!

Hey, *stops laughing* , you - you - want some tick tacks? *holds out a packet of tick tacks with shakey handz* I - I didn't do anything to them, I swear! *crazy eye*

lolz, jk. Tis late atm, and i have to get up early tomoz.......... so......... yeah..... BYEZ!!!!! *hugs old viewers who r prob wrinkly and smell like pee by now cos thats how long ago it was when i last updated*

OKIES!! =)

BYEZ!!!

ps.... go read earlier bettererer posts.... lol

Randomly randomness!

Hey guys, sorry its been so long but I've been super busy. I dnt have much time to write this, so Ill just fill everyone in a little about wats been happening. 1: Becs wedding to andrew went great. Except for the part were everyone got drunk and cant remember a thing..... yeah.... not good..... So anyways, Bec and Andrew broke up after Bec ate him and gave birth to his four babies. 3 girls and 1 boy. :) Girls names: Bobina, Freditta, and Edwina.... Boys name: Trishica.

Weird I know.

But its all good cos there dead now anyways (bec ate them also)

hehe.....

oh and b4 i go id just like to add that Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Rock! and if any of u butt heads think otherwise please keep it to yourself.

thanku. =]

~Lots of Luv Jessikins. =]

(hehe Alex)

SHIT! I forgot the title!

MWAHAHAHA! BEC! I am sooooo proud of u!

Ok, so 4 the ppl that have no idea wat I am talking about, Bec and Andrew's wedding was yesterday!
It was beautiful! Thanks to the wedding planner! haha! MEEEE!!!! sorry, wierd... anywho.... Bec and Andrew are on their one night hooneymoon tonight in Iraq! We love you guys! Be good Bec! Don't talk to stragers!

But I must say I am so disappointed in everyone else! You guys were soooo wasted during the wedding and the hens/bachelor party before hand! U don't even remember half of the things that went on...

hehe...

Well... on to another subject... Lachlan shall die now.
mwahahaha! and to the rest of u... You shall die in 79 days!

Sorry to bek and pplz cos I didnt come on Sat but parents consumed alcohol, hehe, freaky.

well BYE!
~P.S. Sorry Lorelle I killed your son.
~P.P.S. Lachlan is single! and deceased!

~Luv Jess!

Venom of the Dead:

A deep growl arises from his chest,
as his eyes are as black as the night,
and as cold as his un-beating heart.
A small whimper escapes his prey,
but this only arouses his searing hunger more.
He believes himself a monster.
A demon taking life from another,
as he feels the warm essence trickle down his throat,
‘What am I?’
The words tumble from his lips as he stands in mortification.
One word – he wishes – to enclose his entire twisted world.

Vampire.

(Hey guys, my friend from Fanfics heard I had a blog, so she asked me to put her poem up. She says PLZ review, she can't wait to know what random people think. lol. Well, I guess all I have to say is REVIEW! --or comment. :) she says she would luv constructive critisism also. )

~Luv from Jess and her Fanfic friend!
XXX

I like big butts, and I can not lie...

Moose are just like people... only hairier.

Song and rhyme of the day:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and ran to save those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

HAZZAH! Trish there is a Fish in your hand! (inside joke. lol.)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Two wrongs don't make a right... try three.

Hehe... I have more but g2g now!

oh, and P.S! Congrates to Bec on her engagement to Andrew! We love u both (*gag* ...well Bec anyways. lol. hehe Andrew)
I can't wait to be the maid of honor! Send me a post card from ur hooney moon in Iraq!

P.P.S. Emily says:
KNIKERBOKKERZ!!

~Luv Jess...
(hehe... I am sooo dead...)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

He he, PLZ read my Twilight Fanfic(underneath this 1)
~Luv Jess...